Welcome to TBC! This is my initial post and let’s avoid confusion off the bat: the “Brain Cloud” to which I refer is the city of Los Angeles. It’s a well-known fact that upon entering the city limits, no matter who you are, or who you think you are, your I.Q. drops at least 30 points…it must be the smog. I first heard of this cloud on wordplayer.com (a great site for anyone interested in the screen trade http://www.wordplayer.com/columns/wp33.I.Love.LA.html) and have since conducted experiments on whether or not it exists, AND IT DOES.
With that being said…let’s get to our first segment, something I like to call “Star PuuP.”
McConaughey has really short arms.
http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/10/matthew_mcconau.html
Beyonce’s new film “Mean Girls,” er I mean “Dreamgirls,” opens on Christmas, when learning of this scheduling Beyonce got mad at Jesus for stealing her thunder. SHE CAN’T SING, SHE CAN’T ACT, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!????
Does anyone remember Rev. Al Sharpton’s real prefix to his name “Tawana’s Pal Reverend Al?”
Why is this person famous?
My vote for Time’s Man of the Year (pending the release of an alleged sex tape and custody of his two kids):
AND NOW FOR SOME SPORTS NEWS:
It is being reported that the Mets are going after Barry Zito (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2703384). As a diehard Mets fan I am going to send an open message to Mets GMOmar Minaya: WHAT THE F&^K IS MOTHERF*&#ING WRONG WITH YOU YOU DUMB &*^*%&^$$%$#$*. There is a corollary to this. The Mets signing Barry Zito would be the equivalent of going on a date with the prettiest girl in your high school after the captain of the football team knocked her up, hurt his knee, failed out of community college, and left said girl to care for the child all by her lonesome. She doesn’t look good any more and she is no longer willing to have carefree sex because the last time she did it stole her youth.
Barry Zito had ONE good year a few years ago and because the A.L. bats caught up to his throw the curve and pick-your-spots routine, his 85 mph fastball is no longer feasible when it comes to throwing the opposing hitter off of his proverbial game.
