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L.A….America’s insane asylum, let’s try to make sense of it all.

Hey there, my friend Jared asked for this blog’s address so I thought it would be prudent to write something so that the damned thing doesn’t seem so empty. With that being said, the following person likes dudes:

That is all….

Onto real news.

Guess what opens tomorrow?

Click here to watch the trailer

FIND PERVERTS LIVING IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
Click here to find out how…
It’s really simple and really disturbing.

NOW THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT
Click here to tickle your funnybone.

THE FIRST SNL SKETCH TO MAKE ME LAUGH IN YEARS.
Click here to see it.

In response to Britney Spears’ decision to shave her head, I have decided to shave my balls. That is all.

WELCOME BACK!!!

Hey there. How are you? I’ve been good too, well, not really. I am still gainfully (un)employed and with my job search and other things I have been unable to post anything until now, consider yourselves warned, we’re back with a vengeance, prepare for TBC 2.0…Unfiltered.

BREAKING NEWS: ANNA NICOLE SMITH STILL DEAD. I STILL DON’T CARE.
Anna Nicole Smith died of being drunken pilled-up whore yesterday. She was like a white trash Marilyn Monroe (who was deliciously white trash to begin with) who left us too soon…actually, she left right on time. I am upset about her death, not because I care for her, but because people seemingly do. Let’s look at what she’s done since becoming PMOY in 1993:
Married corpse and stole corpse’s money when figurative corpse became literal corpse.
Peddled diet drugs to the youth of America and paraded around making bad television for mmm 10 years.
Was at least partially responsible for the death of her son.
A week later she married her shyster lawyer Howard K. Stern
Died of a probable OD and orphaned her bastard-child in the process – real thoughtful.

LISTEN TO PRINCE: HE’S A LEGITIMATE MUSICAL GENIUS.
Superbowl-show.

PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORT NEXT THURSDAY!!!

PETE TOWNSHEND HAS RIPPED OFF HIS THUMBNAILS DOING HIS SIGNATURE WINDMILL MOVE.